Colonel John Washington - relationships to

Colonel John Washington is your 6th cousin 12 times removed.
You
→ Mom
your mother → EULA V HANCOCK
her mother → Vennie Bourne
her mother → Amelia Millie Ann Bourne
her mother → William K Vaughan
her father → Elizabeth Smith Vaughn
his mother → Anne Glenn
her mother → Elizabeth Anne Venable
her mother → Robert Smith
her father → Capt. Charles Smith
his father → Col. Lawrence Smith
his father → Christopher Smith
his father → Sir Thomas Smythe, MP
his father → Thomas "Customer" Smythe, MP
his father → John Smythe, Esq., of Corsham
his father → Isabel Smythe
his mother → Isabel Ingoldisthorpe
her mother → Lady Joan Ingoldthorpe
her mother → Lady Joyce Sutton
her sister → John Sutton
her son → Margaret Butler
his daughter → Sir William Butler, of Tyes Hall
her son → Margaret Washington
his daughter → Reverend Lawrence Washington
her son → Colonel John Washington
his son

am I missing a question

Looks like someone's just bragging. :-)